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Looking For Paris Hilton's Sex Tape & Jessica Lynch's Nude Photos?

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Fooled ya! We do not have the Paris Hilton sex video, nor any other video. What we do now have, though, is your e-mail address and IP address that shows you were interested enough in the subject matter to click-through to see the goods.

If you are an ordinary Joe/Jane, we will be collecting this information and forwarding them on to your spouses, employers, and fellow employees.

HOWEVER, if your e-mail address turns out to be one that identifies you as a county commissioner in either Barrow, Cherokee, or Habersham counties, we will be publicizing them, along with your name and contact information, along with the PV's recommendation for suitable punishment: writing 150 times "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Ass."


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